Transformers is the brilliantest movie ever made. That's right. I went there: brilliantest. There is no longer a need for the UN. Just sit everyone down and show them Transformers and there will be world peace. If the American flag were a motion picture, it would be Transformers. Transformers wasn't released in IMAX not because of Harry Potter but because it would make grown men cry.

Before Transformers
"arghy fargy gas prices are driving me crazy!"
People in the special olympics can't join the military
The Academy awards is like 3 hours long

After Transformers
I will gladly pay any price for gas so that any of my cars can lubricate on evil dudes when they transform (that's right, its a matter of when).
People in the special olympics who join the military have the mostest coolest weapons and vehicles ever. That's right. I went there: mostest coolest.
The Academy awards is like 3 mintues long because Transformers won every single Academy award and all the judges want to do is watch Transformers for the 50 billiontist time. That's right. I went there: 50 billiontist.